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• I started out with nothing and i still have most of it.
• I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
• Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.
• I will be back before you pronunce eyeryerydgsdgggdgd.
• Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
• Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
• Always give your 100 percent ….unless you’r donating blood .
• I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
• I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.